Interview with a Politician

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The information provided here relates to a series of interviews conducted to verify and validate the claim of a pharmaceutical company about its new invention, a drug named "Truth-Out". According to the manufacturers, whoever takes a 500 mg tablet of this medicine will tell the truth and nothing but the truth for an hour. A diverse group volunteered for this research. Here is an excerpt from an interview with a local politician "X" (This topic was an exception and was instead forced to participate in this research because no other politician volunteered for this study. in fact, they all fled when the purpose of this research was revealed to them).

Our policy is not to disclose the identity of the volunteers who participate in our investigations.

BEFORE THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE MEDICINAL PRODUCT

Q. How long have you been in politics?

A. It's been a long time, for about 10 years, I've been serving my riding with dedication and sincerity. We believe it is our religion to help members of our community. We also believe that people in our community are like our family members.

Q. There have been serious allegations of heavy rigging by your party in your constituency.

A. Sorry? A break, it's totally wrong. It was a desperate attempt by those who lost, just to tarnish our image, you know.

Q. Your rivals claim that you changed the results in your favor.

R. It is an unfounded allegation of opposition parties. We believe that it is our utmost duty to be honest in all respects. Our party meets the highest expectations in terms of transparency and personal integrity.

Q. The opposition parties accuse you of embezzlement and misappropriation. What is your reaction to such a serious allegation?

A. This is not true. This is not true at all. As I mentioned earlier, we are an extremely honest political group, much to the envy of our rivals, let me say … a little laugh.

Q. You were a poor man 10 years ago, now a millionaire, or maybe a billionaire, how do you explain that?

A. I thank God for his blessings. And I also thank the members of the community who prayed to God for my success. And I humbly take a small portion of the credit myself, if you will allow me, sir. Yes, I have made ambitious plans in life and I have worked very hard to achieve them. I firmly believe that honesty and hard work end up paying off in the long run.

Q. Your rivals say that you support gangsters in your area and there have been disturbing reports in the press about such incidents.

A. Well, they all belong to the opposition parties and I will be very honest with you. They did it to slander our party. When they failed to defeat us in the political arena, they resorted to such childish tactics. We have a broader perspective and vision and urge all our rival groups to unite for the broader national interest. We must go beyond ourselves to serve our country. This is my modest request to the general public and the politicians of our beloved country.

AFTER THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE MEDICINAL PRODUCT

Q. How long have you been in politics?

In 10 years. In fact, I had been trying for a long time to get into a political party, but no one was willing to let me in. Then I had to involve a big gun in something, you know, that blackmail, and that bastard helped me break the jar.

Q. There have been serious allegations of heavy rigging by your party in your constituency.

A. Are you kidding? What a stupid question! Can you tell me about a political party that does not organize polls?

Q. Your rivals claim that you changed the results in your favor.

A. It seems that you have no sense. What did I just tell you?

Q. The opposition parties accuse you of embezzlement and misappropriation. What is your reaction to such a serious allegation?

A. What a stupid question! OK, you tell me. Who would want to come to this dirty shit pond, called politics, if he does not earn a lot of money?

Q. You were a poor man 10 years ago, now a millionaire, or maybe a billionaire, how do you explain that?

A. Well, it is simple. There are sellers and buyers. This is what is called market dynamics, supply and demand. Now, where the stakes are high, the same is true for large sums of money. We simply help this process to run smoothly. OK, since you are an idiot and you may not understand what I say, we work as a broker in big business, understand, knucklehead !!!

Q. Your rivals say that you support gangsters in your area and there have been disturbing reports in the press about such incidents.

A. Yes, we have people on our payroll who do everything we ask them to do. You are right. Initially, there were reports in the print media, and then we sorted things out. OK, since you are completely stupid and you will not understand what I mean, yes, we employ gangsters. We support the local mafia, drug traffickers, sectarian violence, ter …

Sorry, we have to finish this last paragraph at this point.

Most of the research has been compiled and will be published in major scientific journals. The drug would be available for sale after receiving the necessary FDA approvals.


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